I live in this place called Australia... don't know if you've heard of it
and in the center of this big fuckign landmass is a fairly big rock. The world's biggest rock actually. I'm also gonna sleep in a cave.
A little more clarification: Me and some classmates are going to the center of Australia (where all the dirt and camels are) to see a rock.
I'll be gone for two weeks in September.
("Two weeks?? Two weeks???? That's long"
Please, Australia is massive, just reminding you.)